Don't you love?

You are conniving
Slick and sneaky
You rob each heart
Because you’re tricky
Don’t you love?

You are greedy and foolish
A trickster by name
You know every soft spot
You’ve played every game
Don’t you love?

You are the charmer
The one who lures
Innocent hearts into your trap
You know your way in
You’ve got every map
Don’t you love?

You are deceitful and mean
You haven’t a backbone nor a spleen
You capture each heart you happen to meet
Don’t you love?

You are deceitful
Two faced with no doubt
When she mentions love
You sneak your way out
Don’t you love?

You are distracting
Make it hard to concentrate
You’ll never get caught
You know how to calculate
Don’t you love?